I’m saying “excuse me” but I mean “why the fuck are u and ur friends fucking standing in the middle of the hallway blocking everyone what the fuck u fucker”
why do people get so mad about puns? they’re literally the nicest kind of humor. they make nobody feel bad. it’s just clever. sometimes it’s original. learn to like puns. don’t let society run your life
Some may not admit it, but 99% of the anger people experience after a good pun comes from the fact that they didn’t think of it first.
what if your pillow could collect your dreams and when you wake up you plug it into your computer and watch them over again
|—||Sharon Olds, Satan Says (via flaews)|
I never used to ship wolfstar, but after seeing this, well…….I think I might hop aboard that ship.